Shoebill Death Metal Jersey Tee – Soon To Be Mythical 100% Cotton

When you look like a dinosaur and sound like a chainsaw, joining a death metal band is just destiny. This tee features a Shoebill Stork (Balaeniceps rex) pounding the drums with prehistoric rage—because extinction deserves a brutal beat.

💀 Why It’s Tragically Perfect:

• Ethically made from ultra-soft cotton—ideal for moshing through eco-anxiety
• Features a graphic of the Shoebill in full death metal mode, complete with drum kit and existential fury
• Gallows humor meets conservation: wear it ironically, support it sincerely
• A portion of every purchase goes to nonprofits working to save endangered species (because birds don’t book benefit shows)

📉 Endangered Stats:

• Listed as Vulnerable due to habitat loss and human disturbance
• Native to swamps and wetlands of central tropical Africa
• Known for its massive beak, intense stare, and unsettling silence between screams
• Threatened by wetland drainage, poaching, and the pet trade

🦴 Perfect For:

• Conservationists who like their wildlife loud and looming
• Animal lovers with a taste for metal and rare birds
• Anyone who wants to raise awareness without raising their voice
• Fans of music, misfits, and mythical creatures

Wear the rare. Mourn the absurd. Save the species—before they’re Soon To Be Mythical.