Shoebill Stork Death Metal Vinyl Sticker – Soon To Be Mythical

When extinction looms, some birds scream back. This kiss-cut vinyl sticker features a shoebill stork absolutely obliterating a drum kit for its death metal band—because if you're going to vanish, might as well go out thrashing. Printed on water, scratch, and UV-resistant vinyl with a vibrant satin finish, this sticker is built to survive the elements longer than the species it honors. Available in 3" x 4" and 4" x 6" sizes.

🖤 Why It’s Tragically Perfect

The shoebill stork isn’t just metal—it’s practically mythological. With a prehistoric glare and a beak that could crush your existential dread, this bird embodies the raw, unfiltered rage of a species on the brink. Our Shoebill Stork Death Metal Vinyl Sticker channels that fury into something you can slap on your laptop, water bottle, or protest sign.

📉 Endangered Stats

• Native to swamps and wetlands in East Africa

• Listed as Vulnerable by the IUCN due to habitat loss and hunting

• Fewer than 5,000 individuals remain in the wild

• Known for standing motionless for hours—like your hope for climate policy reform

A portion of every purchase goes to non-profits working to protect endangered species, so your sticker does more than scream—it supports.

🎯 Perfect For

• Conservationists with a dark sense of humor

• Metalheads who love birds (they exist, we checked)

• Sticker collectors who want their vinyl to bite back

• Anyone who believes extinction deserves a soundtrack

Disclaimer: The sheet size shown (e.g., 3" x 4" or 4" x 6") refers to the backing, not the actual sticker. The kiss-cut sticker will be slightly smaller.