Soon To Be Mythical Vinyl Sticker
Why It’s Tragically Perfect
This kiss-cut vinyl sticker is built to survive the elements—unlike most endangered species. Featuring “Soon To Be Mythical” in our signature green (straight from the Propaganda Department), it’s a bold reminder that extinction isn’t just a possibility—it’s a branding opportunity. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, protest sign, or emotional baggage. It’s weatherproof, snark-proof, and ready to outlast your optimism.
A portion of every purchase goes to nonprofits working to protect endangered species—because stickers shouldn’t be the only thing that’s durable.
Endangered Stats
- Over 1 million species are at risk of extinction due to human activity
- Climate change, habitat loss, and pollution are accelerating the crisis
- Conservation efforts are underfunded, under-supported, and over-politicized
- This sticker won’t save the planet—but it might start a conversation that does
Perfect For
- Activists who like their messaging sticky and their humor dark
- Conservationists with a flair for satire
- Eco-anxious humans who want to slap existential dread on every surface
- Anyone who believes propaganda can be used for good (and good design)
Stick the myth. Spread the message. Help keep the wild from becoming just another logo.
Disclaimer: The sheet size shown (e.g., 3" x 4" or 4" x 6") refers to the backing, not the actual sticker. The kiss-cut sticker will be slightly smaller.
