Tasmanian Devil Punk Vocalist Hoodie – Soon To Be Mythical Cotton Blend

When your species is battling extinction and contagious cancer, screaming into a mic just makes sense. This hoodie features a Tasmanian Devil mid-scream, belting lead vocals for an anarcho-punk band—because chaos is easier to face when it’s loud.

💀 Why It’s Tragically Perfect:

• Ethically made from a soft, durable cotton blend—ideal for thrashing through eco-anxiety or just staying warm

• Kangaroo pocket for stashing essentials (or hiding your inner anarchist)

• Features a Tasmanian Devil gripping a punk mic, ready to tear down the system

• Gallows humor meets conservation: wear it ironically, support it sincerely

• A portion of every purchase goes to nonprofits fighting to save endangered species (because devils don’t do merch tables)

📉 Endangered Stats:

• Listed as Endangered due to Devil Facial Tumor Disease (DFTD), a contagious cancer devastating wild populations

• Native to Tasmania, known for bone-crushing jaws and guttural growls

• Populations have declined by over 80% in some regions

• Threatened by disease, habitat loss, and roadkill

🦇 Perfect For:

• Conservationists who like their wildlife loud, angry, and misunderstood

• Animal lovers with a taste for punk and rare marsupials

• Anyone who wants to raise awareness without raising their voice (the devil’s got that covered)

• Fans of music, misfits, and mythical creatures

Wear the rare. Mourn the absurd. Save the species—before they’re Soon To Be Mythical.