Tasmanian Devil Punk Vocalist Tee – Soon To Be Mythical 100% Cotton

When your species is battling extinction and contagious cancer, screaming into a mic just makes sense. This tee features a Tasmanian Devil belting lead vocals for an anarcho-punk band—because chaos is easier to face when it’s loud.

💀 Why It’s Tragically Perfect:

• Ethically made from ultra-soft, 100% cotton—ideal for thrashing through eco-anxiety
• Features a Tasmanian Devil mid-scream, punk mic in paw, ready to tear down the system
• Gallows humor meets conservation: wear it ironically, support it sincerely
• A portion of every purchase goes to nonprofits working to save endangered species (because devils don’t do merch tables)

📉 Endangered Stats:

• Listed as Endangered due to Devil Facial Tumor Disease (DFTD), a contagious cancer decimating wild populations
• Native to Tasmania, these nocturnal marsupials are known for their bone-crushing jaws and guttural growls
• Population has declined by over 80% in some areas
• Threatened by disease, habitat loss, and roadkill

🦇 Perfect For:

• Conservationists who like their wildlife loud, angry, and misunderstood
• Animal lovers with a taste for punk and rare marsupials
• Anyone who wants to raise awareness without raising their voice (the devil’s got that covered)
• Fans of music, misfits, and mythical creatures

Wear the rare. Mourn the absurd. Save the species—before they’re Soon To Be Mythical.