Vaquita Field Drawing Jersey Tee – Soon To Be Mythical 100% Cotton
Introducing the rarest marine mammal on Earth—and possibly the next to vanish. This tee features a field-style sketch of the Vaquita (Phocoena sinus), a shy little porpoise with big extinction energy. With fewer than 10 left, it’s basically a cryptid with a conservation budget.
💀 Why It’s Tragically Perfect:
- Ethically made from ultra-soft cotton—gentle on your skin, unlike gillnets on Vaquitas
- Features a minimalist field drawing and scientific name, because Latin makes everything sound more tragic
- Gallows humor meets conservation: wear it ironically, support it sincerely
- A portion of every purchase goes to nonprofits fighting extinction (because Vaquitas don’t have lobbyists)
📉 Endangered Stats:
- Fewer than 10 individuals remain in the wild
- Native to the northern Gulf of California, Mexico
- Threatened by illegal fishing and bycatch in gillnets used for totoaba
- Listed as Critically Endangered by the IUCN—basically one bad Tuesday away from extinction
🦴 Perfect For:
- Conservationists who love marine mysteries and heartbreak
- Animal lovers who know what “bycatch” means
- Anyone who wants to raise awareness without raising their voice
Wear the rare. Mourn the absurd. Save the species—before they’re Soon To Be Mythical.
