Whale, That Was Unexpected Vinyl Sticker
From Soon To Be Mythical, this kiss-cut vinyl sticker features a blue whale mid-side-eye with the text “Whale, that was unexpected”—a cheeky nod to both surprise and species survival. Printed on water-, scratch-, and UV-resistant vinyl with a vibrant satin finish, it’s built to endure the elements (unlike the ecosystems we keep bulldozing). Available in 3" x 4" and 4" x 6" sizes.
Why It’s Tragically Perfect
This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a conservation cry disguised as comedy. Slap it on your gear and let the world know you’re fluent in eco-anxiety and fluent-er in sarcasm. Because when the largest animal on Earth is endangered, “unexpected” doesn’t even begin to cover it.
Endangered Stats
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The blue whale (Balaenoptera musculus) is the largest animal ever recorded—yes, bigger than dinosaurs and your existential dread.
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Once hunted to near extinction, they’re still endangered due to ship strikes, ocean noise, and climate change.
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Fewer than 25,000 remain worldwide.
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Their calls can span oceans, but apparently not reach enough policymakers.
A portion of every purchase supports nonprofits working to protect endangered species—so your sticker isn’t just snark, it’s survival support.
Perfect For
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Ocean lovers with a dark sense of humor
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Conservationists who know irony floats
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Laptop lids, water bottles, protest signs, and passive-aggressive office décor
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Anyone who’s ever muttered “whale, that was unexpected” during a climate briefing
Stick it where it hurts (bureaucracy, mostly).
Disclaimer: The sheet size shown (e.g., 3" x 4" or 4" x 6") refers to the backing, not the actual sticker. The kiss-cut sticker will be slightly smaller.
