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For when your therapist is booked, your spirit animal is endangered, and your coping mechanism is sarcasm. These vinyl warriors are water-resistant, UV-proof, and emotionally available in ways your ex never was. Stick them on your laptop, water bottle, or existential dread—each one is a tiny rebellion against extinction and apathy.
Perfect for conservationists, chaos goblins, and anyone who’s cried in a parking lot and called it character development.
Shop stickers that stick it to despair—and support endangered species while you're at it.