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help us become irrelevant

Postpone the myth

Each purchase donates to non-profit organizations that assist with the conservation of endangered species.

BOLO Alert

For the most elusive animals on the planet, dedicated to their "last known whereabouts" before they become a myth, if they aren't already.

Playing Human

Dressed for the apocalypse, these animals are trying their best to ignore their own grim reality. It's a charming and absurd performance we're honored to document.

Witness the Absurdity

Heathered beige t-shirt with axolotl graphic and text on a white background

Field Sketches

This collection features detailed sketches of Earth's rarest creatures - a final artistic effort to document them before all that's left is folklore.

Open the Sketchbook

Vinyl sticker illustration of a tasmanian devil wearing a sweater with an anarchy symbol singing into a microphone.

Emotional Support Stickers

For when your coping mechanism is sarcasm and your spirit animal is endangered—these UV-proof vinyl stickers stick it to despair and support conservation.

Find Your Coping Mechanism

Framed artwork of an amur leopard with knitting needles and yarn on a beige background

The Framed Record

A wildly illustrated archive of endangered species, each design more unhinged than the last. Proof that conservation can be chaotic, clever, and absolutely frame-worthy.

Review the Record

White Mug with black color accent with a blue whale design and text "Whale, that was unexpected" on a white background

Fossil Fuel

Start your day with caffeine and climate truth. This collection blends bold art, gallows humor, and extinction-level sass—fueling humans while fighting for the species we’re losing.

Get Your Fix

Propaganda Department

This is the official uniform for our cause. Wear our logo and slogans on high-quality merch that directly funds our mission to become beautifully, wonderfully obsolete.

Postpone the Myth